Once upon a time in a very rural part of Maine there
was a small old farm house where there lived wonderful, but
strange lady named Haggy Baggy. The little farm was at the
bottom of a mountain, and the front door looked up the
hillside pasture in front of the farm. Well, Haggy Baggy had
several children, and the eldest, a son, was somewhat off
normal, owlish, or a bit touched, as they say in Maine. He
sometimes told the Haggy's descendents stories (her grand-
children or great grand-children), just as he had been told
stories by his mother, Haggy Baggy, but they were quite
different from Haggy Baggy's stories. As a boy he had lived
in this old farm house, and he had felt presences in those
dark attics and in the cellars, cold writhing shadows lying in
wait until he turned his back. It was on one of these cold
winter nights that he claimed that he had saved his little
sister, the mother of one of the grandchildren, from one of
these horrible presences, the one he called the Kingman, who
had flown through the night on his chariot pulled by two dark
horses and landed on the roof of the farm. He had come to
carry off little Lizzie, and there was a mark on her hand
where the Kingman had grabbed her before her brother saved
her, or so he said. And he also claimed that sometimes you
could hear old Lady Yaketso wailing in the attic. Of course,
Haggy said that was just the wind, but who knows? There was
constant consternation in the kingdom of Kuble Kax.
Apparently the Kax left a lot up to the Kingman, but he was
often thwarted by the continual bickerings and battles between
old lady Yakitso and old lady Cukard among others. And
apparently they all came here to steal little children and
carry them back to the kingdom of the Kax. Also apparently
they had spies here who reported back to Kuble Kax's main spy
Catiline. Catiline sent his spies here disguised as cats, and
they were called Cat I, Cat II, and so on. The oafish son
said these spies had been around a long time, and that there
were stories of their evil exploits written in Latin.